My super power is shooting eggs from my hands for Easter.
Teacher “What do you like to eat?”
Boy: “Animal Food”
Teacher “Um, what kind of animal food?”
Boy: “Grass”
My super power is shooting eggs from my hands for Easter.
Teacher “What do you like to eat?”
Boy: “Animal Food”
Teacher “Um, what kind of animal food?”
Boy: “Grass”
Boy eating a sausage biscuit: “Oh, my tummy is so full, I think I’m having a baby!”
I don’t want to smile right now because it’s not picture day.
My mom is taking her car to the beauty shop because it has a scratch on it.
Girl helping teacher serve afternoon snack: “Give me the snack plates or I’m gonna lose my mind with you.”
Girl when asked if she had any boo-boos: “My lips are trying to break.”
Child speaking to his not-yet-forty-year-old teacher:
“Do you remember when it was your birthday and you turned like 85?”