Category: San Pablo

My super power is shooting eggs from my hands for Easter.

Teacher “What do you like to eat?”

Boy: “Animal Food”

Teacher “Um, what kind of animal food?”

Boy: “Grass”

Boy eating a sausage biscuit: “Oh, my tummy is so full, I think I’m having a baby!”

I don’t want to smile right now because it’s not picture day.

My mom is taking her car to the beauty shop because it has a scratch on it.

Girl helping teacher serve afternoon snack: “Give me the snack plates or I’m gonna lose my mind with you.”

Girl when asked if she had any boo-boos: “My lips are trying to break.”

Child speaking to his not-yet-forty-year-old teacher:

“Do you remember when it was your birthday and you turned like 85?”